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  • 5 Smart (Ass) Sayings


    I hope you enjoy five of my favorite sayings that I think I made up.

    1. It is not that I trust you. It is because I am lazy.
    2. The glass is neither half full nor half empty. The size of the glass could be more appropriate.
    3. Even though there is no "I" in "TEAM", neither is there a "U".
    4. You have to do what you have to do.
    5. The Purpose of Life is for DNA to reproduce.

    by Phil B.

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