Useless Christmas Gifts

• Christmas Ornaments and Decorations: Let’s just say that our taste in decorations differs from yours… by a lot.
• Candies and Cookies: We receive enough candies and cookies for Christmas to last us over 3 months assuming heavy consumption. Trust us, we don’t need more empty calories.
• Clothes and Jewelries: We also have every different styles. So unless it is the type of clothes and jewelries that you know that we typically wear, don’t buy it.
• Colognes and Perfumes: You either don’t have a good sense of smell or you think we smell worse. Either way, we are not going to wear it unless you know it is a brand that we buy for ourselves.
• Calendars: We know we are a week away from a new year and no matter how funny the jokes are or how beautiful the pictures are, there is a good reason why calendars are no longer as popular as they once were. It is because computers are much better calendars, and there is no going back.
• Kitchen Appliances: We lived our whole life without a hard boiled egg cutter or whatever thingy is on sale this year. If we ever needed one, we would have already bought one.
• Gift Cards: If you want to give us money, please just give cash. Gift cards have no advantages over cash… only disadvantages. Read more about this here.

1. Ask: Ask us what we want. Maybe we know we need more shirts, shoes, socks, thingamajigs, or whatchamacallits.
2. Take Us Shopping: Let’s face reality. We are no longer kids who enjoy surprises. Instead, take us shopping and let us pick out something for ourselves.
3. Gift Receipts: If you are not sure if we will like your gift, always include a gift receipt.

Thank you for reading this rant,