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5 Smart (Ass) Sayings

I hope you enjoy five of my favorite sayings that I think I made up.

  1. It is not that I trust you. It is because I am lazy.
  2. The glass is neither half full nor half empty. The size of the glass could be more appropriate.

  3. Even though there is no "I" in "TEAM", neither is there a "U".
  4. You have to do what you have to do.
  5. The Purpose of Life is for DNA to reproduce.

by Phil for Humanity
on 04/30/2007

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