Generic Business Plan
The purpose of the Company is to synergize our product oriented and value driven strengths to enhance market share in our cutting edge sector while proactively optimizing e-commerce technologies for our contracted clients to stimulate mutual investment while supervising our dynamic and highly certified resources who synchronize with the Company core values.
I hope that you found the above mission statement or business plan humorous. I collected all the buzz words from management for the past couple of days, and I decided to lump them all together to twist a simple straightforward sentence into a single incoherent sentence in management-speak.
For fun, see how far you can pass this mission statement as a real business plan at your work.
by Phil for Humanity
on 09/23/2010